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Street Fighter Edification 01: Street Fighter The Movie

So I hear there is another Street Fighter movie on the horizon. I've made my feelings about known about that movie (The Legend of Chun Li starring Lana Lang) before so I want to move onto something else. A movie that is both known and acknowledged (as opposed to celebrated and acclaimed) in certain circles of the Street Fighter fandom.

While some may scoff and deny the existence of this movie I embrace it, mainly for the utter cheesiness of it. Sure it's terrible on every level from characterization, costume, casting and plot but it does have one silver lining. A speech that would make kings weep. Look out Aragorn, Look out Bill Pullman in Independence Day, look out Mifune in Matrix Revolutions (easily the worst speech ever) and anyone else who's given a forced “rah rah” speech.

I give you this one speech that would shake the heavens. Just remember this new upcoming Street Fighter movie has to equal, NAY surpass this level of acting and excellence.

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